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Condom Comment

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
by vodkvh July 21, 2019
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Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.
"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."
by flz_5848 October 17, 2024
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Lochie Comment

A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this
For Example

Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant

- silence

Felix - Holy Lochie Comment

or

Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025
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sage comment

CAN'T AIM FOR HEAD ONLY BELOW THE BELT
SAGE COMMENT IS SOMEONE THAT IS GAY AND CANT AIM FOR HEADS ONLY BELOW THE BELT FOR PEOPLES MEAT
by GREATMATHTEACHER July 29, 2018
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<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Comment<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Comment<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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On-handed comment

The opposite of a off-handed comment
Hi, i am using a on-handed comment
by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025
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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
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