colombian penis

a long thick penis usually measures 7 inches and above

"that colombian dude from the club tottaly streched me out last night"
"I sure love that colombian penis, they fuck the best"

by SwtSensatian69 March 9, 2007

Colombia

Colombia is a badly potrayed country, half the definitions have arguing Americans and Colombians. I'm British, lived there for 6 years and explored it all, as any country it has it's crime rate, it has it's faults, but to instantly label it as the most dangerous is due to ignorance and false potrayal by everyone. Colombian day to day life is like that of any South American country, the poor get on with their lives, the rich get on with their lives and the guerilla try to screw everything up. Bogota is a beautiful capital city, Medellin has some nice areas and Cali is truly the home of salsa. Santa Marta on the coast has beautiful beaches and magnificient snow covered mountains. It is misguided for anyone to say that no one in Colombia consumes narcotics, in every country there are those who do, it just happens to be that in Colombia las FARC turned production into a business, however this doesn't at all help the country as they evade taxation and take land from the farmers.
It is also unwise to say that all those kidnapped are American. How many Colombians have not been kidnapped? I was present for the rescue of Ingrid Betancourt (probably most hated woman in the country) which was an amazing achievement, and she is Colombian, no matter how French she wants to be.

To finish off, Americans need to get a hold of themselves, no one is out to get them, you're not important enough for people to do that.

La Invitacion - Jorge Celedon
describes perfectly the beauty that Colombia holds, sadly it's only in Spanish.

by Alexander Reath January 5, 2011

What colors your bugatti

A word that rich people say to critiques

Bozo: your so broke and dumb
Me: well what colors your bugatti

by anonymous August 27, 2022

colon spelunking

The act of anal sex.

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

nut cologne

The smell on your face that lingers after a guy screws yer mouth, from his nuts smackin yer face repeatedly

"I'm wearing Brent's nut cologne, from our session this morning, have a sniff."

by Mr. Mangina May 13, 2005

colorgasm

1. a rainbow.
2. an amazing combination of colors that makes you orgasm

dude, look at that colorgasm in the sky.
did you see what Frank was wearing? it was giving me some major colorgasms.
that painting is colorgasmic.

by bobthehitmandole October 15, 2009

colon slug

A person who is far up the ass the management and only comes out to leave a shit trail on the work of everyone.

He's the chief operating officer's colon slug.

by CoffeeSommelier March 14, 2010