Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

Coffnoff

When you suck up coffee from a straw and blow it in someone arsehole.

Hey babe, fancy a coffnoff?

by Kenough May 8, 2025

Confingle

to accidentally mix up or tangle multiple things—physical or emotional—while trying to organize them.

dude i confingled my wires and i think i just got shocked with 1000 volts, i can see fucking colors

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jesus fucking christ what the hell do you mean you can see colors

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nevermind

by shut up you stupid idiot October 25, 2025

john coffill

Pure awesomeness in a big package. Must be refereed to as a male guy with fantastic hair.

Dude you just got all A's your acting like john coffill

by Teemobeater9000 October 17, 2017

over cuffing

means taking a break on dating someome or you don’t feel like dating anymore like at all so you Gould off until a WHILE

“I’m kinda over cuffing rn”

but her booty looks nice, just date her no I am over cuffing

by Alexa drenna January 10, 2018

connor cuffing

The act of cuffing your jeans inside out.

Bro, why aren’t you connor cuffing with my today? Now I’m the only one.

by __OGConnorcuffer February 9, 2018

Saulitary confinement

What you'd likely find yourself in if you go hot-headedly throwing spears at your fellow leaders.

I never could understand why dat temperish javelin-chucking dude in da Bible wasn't thrown into Saulitary confinement for his treasonous murder-attempts... didn't they have a proper concept of justice back then????

by QuacksO February 12, 2020