COD absorber

Some person, usually a teenager, who is very,VERY, knowledgeable about guns, but thier knowlege is 99.9999999% from the Call of Duty games.

He seemed really knowlegable about all this stuff, so I thought he did a reseach about guns. Turns out he waas a COD absorber.

by theNimja April 14, 2013

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cod eye

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you remove your dick from the pink 'hammersmith and city line' and you aim for the brown 'bakerloo line', the girl will often give you a glaring look with over her left or right shoulder with one eye. This action replicates a free swimming cod when being chased by prey, they too will glance back with one eye open hence called 'the cod eye'.

"Look at that dusty slut over there, i bet you she likes a good cod eye!"
"That 2 bit crack whore i picked up last Friday night gave me an awesome cod eye!"
"I look forward to seeing the cod eye from my wife tonight, she hasn't given it to me in ages"

by blacksheepboy December 10, 2013

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cod taco

Vagina of a certain age - senior

She had a proper cod taco lad

by mmmmmmmaybe April 27, 2016

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cod taco

A vagina of a certain age- senior

Lad she had a proper cod taco

She's got a face like a cod taco

by mmmmmmaybeeee May 6, 2016

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cod skill

A person who is extremely good at Call of Duty. They normally play professional and competitive Call of Duty.

Dude, look at the COD skill!

by SonofHermes June 13, 2016

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cod waters

1. The waters used to desalt codfish during it's preparation. Codfish should be immerse in cold water, in the proportions of 2/3 water to 1/3 codfish, during several hours. The water should be renewed every 6-8 hours.

2. Forgotten; to remain the same, stalled; a situation or plan that didn't progress.

"Honey, remember to change the cod water!"

"- Hey man, how's your plan to rule the world going?

- My bitch got pregnant, so it remains in cod waters, I guess..."

by GiraPratos April 16, 2017

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