cillit bang monster

a man who smeers cillit bang on him then runs around with brown sauce and infects beans on toast

what the hell the cillit bang monster fuked up my beans on toast

by cillit bang monster September 24, 2005

Caitlin Ricker

The most amazingly beautiful woman You'll ever meet, she is the definition of perfection, she will always be there for you when you need her with a smile that lights up your world when it's feeling dark, she has expectations and it's up to the man to full fill them, trust me, it's worth it, she has a body of goddess and a face of an angel, she has a personality like no other, big or small groups, she's always the center of attention because when she arrives, all attention goes towards her and her amazing ego

I love Caitlin Ricker so much, she's the definition of perfection

by The most perfect woman June 3, 2014

A Tale of Two Cities

An aweful, lengthy novel written by Charles Dickens about the French Revolution. Unfortunately, the violence of the era is left out from the narrative and replaced with a lame storyline that is difficult to follow without Cliffs Notes. Most high schoolers will be forced to read it for school. One of the worst books you may ever have the misfortune of reading.

"Class over the summer, you'll have to read A Tale of Two Cities."
"Noooooooooo!!!"

by write it, read it, paint it August 6, 2009

Citizenship and Immigration Services

(U.S. GOVERNMENT) successor to the investigations and processing arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Services (INS) of the USA. In 2003, the INS was dissolved and its enforcement arm transferred to the new Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The INS had formerly been part of the Justice Department; the CIS is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The CIS is responsible for incarcerating hundreds of thousands of people each year, mostly for petty paperwork filing errors or traffic stops.

She spent months struggling with the wretched, burned-out bureaucracy of the Citizenship and Immigration Services, wondering how anyone could enter the country legally without violating the laws of physics.

by Primus Intra Pares September 4, 2010

cilice

A hairshirt worn commonly be medieval monks designed to irritate the skin and shelter lice. They were worn to cause the wearer suffering as penance for sins and to imitate the sufferings of Christ on the cross.

Man #1:Yo, bitch, this hurr hairshirt is itchin the fuck outta me. Why the hell am I wearing this shit?
Man #2:What Would Jesus Do, Motherfucker?

by Billy The Impaler December 8, 2004

Salt Lake Cities

Rhyming slang for titties!

Have a look at those salt lake Cities!

Geez those salt lakes are huge!

by B-Rod Jones December 17, 2008

Caitlin

Caitlin is an Irish derived name for happy or joyous and pure. She is fair skinned and lighter haired; she has the hair color everyone tries to die their hair to look like. She is extremely naturally gifted, and when combined with her will to succeed and make something if herself she is unstoppable, like a landslide sermon motion once she has her mind set. She is the friendliest person you will ever meet who truly cares how you are doing when she asks, and has many dimensions to her personality that make her as compatible as a fox. She has a lot of experience in life even at a young age, and is as people smart as Lincoln and could most definitely keep people together in the midst of a civil war. She should be on her own 5$ bill. She will light up your world and have a huge impact on your life. If you find a caitlin don't ever let her go.

Some coworker: I am having a horrible day and no one will lend me money!
Caitlin: ohmygoodness imnso sorry here I will. ( then a distraction occurs purposely) So have been to Saudi Arabia ornindia? I will tell u they have such an impact on ur life...........( and she finds some way to cheer even the noisiest people up:)

by Sherlocktheallobservant June 28, 2013