chilly willy

a penis that has been deep-fried, covered in peri peri then frozen

you've got a chilly willy

by XxholivenomexX November 5, 2020

Chilly appointment

A chilly appointment means that you are about to go warm up by having sexual intercourse.

I’m about to a chilly appointment.

by NEX is here December 6, 2019

emotional chilli

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.

I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?

by Ignatius Grippa January 8, 2014

chilly taser

When you take a shit so big that the water splashes back up into your bumhole causing it to suck in

Man I got the worst chilly taser this morning it felt like a watersnake shimmieing on up there

by snotrag3000 July 29, 2016

Chilly Willy

When an individual takes a bite of a popcicle, freeze pop, fudge pop, etc. And performs fellatio to another individual.

Did you see that? Steph just took a bite of that freeze pop and gave that dope ass dude a Chilly Willy with that dong in her mouth!

by O'Hizzy July 28, 2019

Chilli Whisper

To perform felatio/cunnilingus having just eaten spicy food (whether or not intentionally)

I'd heard she had a great mouth, but I didn't expect a chilli whisper!
I told him to draw the alphabet, but it turned into a chilli whisper :(

by CochinCoochie September 9, 2025

killy chilly

Cold enough to freeze to death

It was one of those killy chilly nights where you might not be coming back home.

by Screaming Old Man January 20, 2023