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chat whore

A chat whore is someone who carries on two or more IM conversations simultaneously. Each IM friend seldom knows about the other chat that's going on and thinks they are the only one. There are telltale signs, however, that you are IM'ing with a chat whore, such as long pauses in between responses. The dead giveaway is when they accidentally paste a comment intended for someone else into your chat window - especially if the chat whore is talking about you or carrying on a parallel hot-chat.
You'd like to do WHAT to my ass? Wrong IM window, chat whore.
by Tom Terranova August 19, 2007
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chat standoff

what often happens when two people are partaking in an instant messaging conversation. one person begins to type but then sees the icon that represents the other person is typing. this causes them to stop in an attempt to let the other person enter what they were typing. however, the other person notices that the first person was typing and also stops typing. thus, both people stop typing because they anticipate the other person will say something. chat standoff can often lead to extended moments of virtual silence and awkwardness that neither party enjoys.
guy 1: so i talked to tiffany on aim last night.
guy 2: how'd that go?
guy 1: terrible. we got caught in chat standoff and didn't say anything for half an hour.
by ilikedykes January 22, 2009
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Facebook Chat

The most retarded program ever written and posted on the internet.

It was initially coded to serve as a modern torture device for all people who believe in the right to communicate.

Facebook admins try to make you think that they are updating the system and codes once in a while, though in reality, they are just temporarily shutting down the F-book so they can circle-jerk each other.

Is constantly trying to look like it is getting better and the bugs out, but in reality is just creating a cheap and crude form of AIM.
Guy 1- Were you trying to say something on the F-book today?

Guy 2- Yeah, but the fucking Facebook chat wouldn't work and made me want to kill myself.
by MPeds February 5, 2009
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good chat

When someone ignores you or doesn't answer your question you would say "good chat"
Walking into a room full of people and saying "hi guys" everyone ignores you. You would say "good chat" .
by Dunk151 July 13, 2016
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cheating whore slut

Someone that cheats on someone else for 3-4 months. They usually lie about everything, and act as if they know everything. This person may have a name that stats with A and ends with ber
That cheating whore slut cheated on me for 4 months. Fuck her.
Amber is a cheating whore slut.
by funeral wolf September 28, 2008
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cheatbreaker

A client-side anticheat revolving around three things:
The FEAR of finally having a client-side anti-cheat.
A retarded coding language.
Renamed/re branded OCMC.

Many youtubers and pvpers FEAR the words "CheatBreaker", why?
The answer is simply because no one thought a 'viable' client-side anti-cheat would see the light of day for a fucking block game.

However the actual anti-cheat is a joke, It's a custom launcher coded in Electron (oh god, it's coded in Javascript because it's cross-platform.) The only attractions of this "anti-cheat" is the UNBYPASSABLE driver (that isn't even completed or used by white-listed users), and the "proof" that you don't cheat.

All in all this anti-cheat is a custom launcher with one line of defense and a branded Minecraft version that has memory in different locations. Stop jerking off over this twelvies.
Guy 1: He's legit!
Guy 2: We'll see when CheatBreaker comes out
Guy 3: Kind of strange that he is quitting when CheatBreaker is coming out soon.
by thehollowedone June 20, 2017
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Cheating

To date, have sex with, or kiss/make out with someone someone else while you are in a relationship. These people who cheat are disrespectful, selfish, fuckboys/sluts, and pretentious.
If you are married, this is sometimes called adultery
E.g. 1) Mike: Hey Dave, hows it going with your girlfriend?

Dave: Broke up with her, she was cheating. There's 5 months i'll never get back.

E.g. 2)Brittany: Ugh, Sally, my boyfriend was cheating on me. We were together for over a freaking year! How could he?
by a fallen star xxx April 17, 2019
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