Certified Public Assassins

A clan on runescape, that is more like a large male orgy.

clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?

by Ann Marrie December 17, 2008

centsation

Narcissistic self-reference that an online contributor can use to signify that he or she has reached the hundredth-post marker of Urban Dictionary submissions.

(A compound of CENTenary (or CENTennial number) + senSATION. ;)

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-- "That's it! U.D. published submission Number One Hundred of mine!" -- "You've reached your centenary on that count. Now you've become a centsation in your own mind, haven't you?"

by al-in-chgo June 26, 2010

Cerys

Cerys is a beautiful woman that comes across as sweet, caring and innocent. she can easy wrap any guy around her finger and take over his life. if you come across a cerys never ever start an argument with her she makes you feel guilty and always blames and accuses you. cerys is great in bed but thats about it. she needs to learn to not treat guys like a crap and guys need to approach with caution.

"Run for the hills homie she's a cerys"

"But she seems really sweet"

"Oh no homie you've been cerysed"

by Suarez ate my hampster November 26, 2015

Birth Certificate

It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.

Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!

They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.

by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 19, 2010

certigy

they compromised my integrity

someone hacked us, you may be compromised by certigy
sorry to inform you via letter, but you've been compromised

by devin57 November 22, 2007

Three Hole Certify

The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.

I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).

Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?

by ProOnThaSnow January 21, 2009

cert

Depending on the circumstances, a short form for
1) A certificate
2) A concert
3) Certain

1) did you pick up your cert from the gym?
2) Did you go to Enrique's cert?
3) So Bush won again? I thought Kerry was a cert...

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005