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Madonna Catholic 

N. 1. A person raised Catholic who decides to keep their Catholic status only for cultural/ image reasons.

2. A person who was raised Catholic, but no longer adheres to the church or it's teachings sometimes going as far as to mock it openly while remaining a member.
Terry: I was surprised to find out Martha is Catholic, she supports gay righs and personal freedom.

Daniel: She's not really Catholic, she's a Madonna Catholic.


Devon: What you're doing is a sin, as a good Catholic you can't condone abortion.

Dina: Don't worry about it, I'm a Madonna Catholic.


Back stage manager Trisha: I thought Catholics weren't supposed to eat meat on Fridays?

Madonna: Fuck that wack ass shit! Make me a turkey club, bitch. Madge needs her protein. Pissing off the Pope isn't easy.
Madonna Catholic by St. Nona January 20, 2009
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Mater Maria Catholic College 

A semi private catholic school located on the Nothern Beaches.This High School has the faciltys of a public school but is some how classified as private.
oi that kid goes to Mater Maria Catholic College
He must be a try hard puplic school goer.

anglo-catholic 

Describes members of the Church of England and affiliated churches in the Anglican Communion and other churches with similar history, who identify with or feel they are part of the Roman Catholic Church, although not officially in full communion with the Roman Catholic Church. The Church of England was created when Henry VIII, King of England, broke away from the Catholic Church and the Pope, in order to have his marriage to Catherine of Aragon annulled for not producing a male heir to the English Throne. Henry VIII was also responsible for the Dissolution of the Monasteries, an historic event in England which caused a massive redistribution of wealth and reordering of society.
James prays the rosary, visits a Benedictine monastery, has a card with a picture of the Pope on it that he wrote in for to the Vatican, has a blessed Miraculous Medal that he got from some nuns, and visits a Catholic Church to adore the exposed Eucharist, which he is not allowed to partake of because he's Episcopalian. He has a statue of Mary in his home, and prays that she intercede with the power of Jesus to help him in his troubles. He also has a Liturgy of the Hours book he prays from when he's off work or riding on the train on long trips to Montreal to visit French Catholic Churches. James is anglo-catholic.
anglo-catholic by MeaningExpander October 5, 2017

Trinity Catholic High School Ocala 

A school full of pussys who act ghetto and will cry like the little bitch they are as soon as you point out that fact. the mfs only have one plan and that is plan B. If you enter the bathrooms you’ll understand why the brats are constantly scared shitless of peeing in a cup. The only thing they use the Bible for is spitting the teachers’ children into.
You go to Trinity Catholic High School Ocala? Have fun with your pedo teachers.

Powers Catholic High 

Despite bitches putting “jesus first” and “god above all” these powers hoes get gangbanged and drink cum like it’s fucking white claw. They pay $12,500 a year for a school that sucks major dick. Jesus loves us for free, by the way.
Hey, I just enrolled in Powers Catholic High!

Are you fucking stupid?!
Powers Catholic High by sannkaed February 2, 2022

st joseph the worker catholic academy 

A trash school in Windsor Terrace where teachers are racist, and don’t do anything to help the school. Rats roam the lunch room, people fight in the bathroom,vape in class, and teachers bully kids.
Joan Martinez Cruz: This is my last year here.
James: I doubt that. You fail math. I will never get into a good highschool since I went to st Joseph the worker catholic Academy

st jerome catholic school 

The worst fucking school in Fort Lauderdale. This is a expensive ass ghetto school where all you learn is how to make teachers quit and how to be disrespectful, i s2g kids rioted every other day and all the kids grew up to smoke weed and get wasted all the time
St Jerome Catholic School is a horrible ass school which has just gotten more and more like a prison every single year.