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carbomb jockey

any person who is of arabic decent
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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Carbondale

Carbondale is a City in North Eastern Pennsylvania. It is the heart and soul of this region. It was once the most beautiful city, but has recently fallen into disrepair. If you look on a map, Carbondale is actually the center of the universe. Everything else simply moves around it. It is the greatest place in the world.

We hold the state record for most consecutive wins: 59-0.
And the the 93 State Championship for Mens Basketball.

The Dream Came True.
People from Carbondale are admired by people from other cities such as : Forest City, Vandling, Montedale, Jermyn and of coarse Peckville.
by Charger Fan June 29, 2006
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carbozo

(car BO zo, alt. Italian pronunciation car BO tso): someone who drives mindlessly and timidly, with too little attention to the driving process, too little training and skill for the environment and insufficient courtesy and respect for other vehicles. A carbozo, unlike a so-called "aggressive" or, more properly, "assertive" driver, slows down traffic and inconveniences others by excessively timid behavior, delaying and deflecting positive and committed driving decisions. The carbozo may believe this to "safer" but in fact this behavior results in less actual safety as the carbozo's weak and timid actions and poor vehicle control create surprises and may require avoidance maneuvers by more skilled drivers trying to anticipate traffic behavior and flow with traffic safely and efficiently. Carbozos are usually the root cause of rolling slowdowns during prime commute hours due to their fear of the traffic density and their reactive and overly cautious less than optimal speed.
I had a hellish commute today. The carpool lane was full of carbozos who slowed down to the speed of the stop and go traffic in the main lanes.
by Robert Scott January 3, 2009
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carbon mineshaft

A carbon mineshaft is a particularly deep carbon footprint, made by an individual, company or other entity that is spewing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere at a truly extravagant rate.
The luxury beach resort demanded that exotic fruits and other foods be flown in, in whatever quantities could be managed, from right around the world, had a giant jacuzzi that gobbled oil at a rate of knots, regularly rented two or three luxury yachts with gas-guzzling engines, and also ran a luxury helicopter link to the mainland that was dependent on a wide range of other special deliveries. It was working up quite a carbon mineshaft.
by Fearman March 12, 2008
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carbon assprint

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a tur or dookie.
I totally left a carbon assprint after that taco last night.
by judgefuj May 31, 2009
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Carboot Sale

Modern form of torture - where one is left in a cold field surrounded by lunatics for a period of time that seems to last for as long as time itself.
Kid does something bad

Parent: right! that's it, we're going to a carboot sale to get rid of your junk.

Jumble sale junk torture booty
by J-J-J-7-7-7 August 14, 2011
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Carbon cockprint

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.
As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.
by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011
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