Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

Da Crap

The short and more forceful way of saying, "What the crap?!"

Guy #1: "I'm gonna call my bird Meety!"
Guy #2: "Da crap?! Meety? What kind of bird name is that?"

by zer64 December 28, 2011

crap cavern

The gapping hole of your ass after being butt fucked.

You should have seen the size of Lisa's crap cavern after I fucked her.

by Cameltoe Raider January 24, 2003

Monster crap

When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe

Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

snap crap

Super boring pics sent through the SnapChat application.

I am so tired of Max's snap crap blowing up my phone!

by erinsky1345 March 6, 2014

Inter-crap

A basic combonation of the words internet and crap. Means spam, junk mail, bad websites, eBay-like-websites, things that are just plain wrong on the internet, websites that say they have things but they really don't, etc...

most websites that have anything to do with a children show is usually a porn sight or a load of inter-crap

by The Claw May 4, 2005

crap course

Any course offered in an institution of higher learning of dubious value and marginal difficulty. Applicable to most "Adult Ed" courses in community colleges as well as those frequented by serious jocks. Such courses are usually determined by content, but may occasionally be determined by professor; especially if professor gives "B" to individuals who have expired before the final exam.

Basketweaving is a crap course. Advanced Quantum Field Theory is not a crap course.

by chiggley December 2, 2004