Quiditch Queef

A queef whilst playing Quiditch
'I say, I let out a right corker of a Quiditch queef the other day in our match against Slytherin
by wagglingwilly May 08, 2010
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Queef lorraine

A fanny fart that smells eggy, as in quiche lorraine but in this instance "Queef lorraine"
thats a queef lorraine if ever you laid one!
by mrspig July 10, 2010
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Pelican queef

Same as a queef but with a hint of fish

(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)
She wanted me to go 'downtown' but after that Pelican queef no way!
by Jean Dom February 25, 2010
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queef fetish

A sexual fetish for air dispelled from the vagina. Rhymes with "leaf lettuce." (Proper use is in restaurant work).
Chef: Hey get me a head of leaf lettuce!
Dishwasher: Queef fetish?
Chef: What the fuck?
by bingy9 April 08, 2010
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Male Queef

the redirection of gaseous air to either side of the scrotum, simultaneously filtered by the surrounding pubic hair and or the naked sack itself...while sitting down
Jaime, stop male queefing on my computer chair!
by Jason, Spencer, Jaime September 30, 2008
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Queef Butternut

The vaginal fluid that drips or oozes from a female vagina. Hours later, it hardens forming an edible crunchy ball that taste like butter.
Kyle's queef butternut was so big that it was making his pants sag.
by Petersons and Cutters February 24, 2009
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