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Arcane Bullshit

1 - A highly intensionally nonsensical 106-card oracle deck, think Tarot... But with weird characters, cool nudity, and cursing!

2 - The brand behind the deck, which also does a variety of other cool and bizarre designs and Memes and other manners of high holy weirdness.
I just ordered a 3rd edition Arcane Bullshit deck.

Did you see the Arcane Bullshit meme about racism-free eldritch alternatives to the lore of HP Lovecraft? That was EPIC!
by King Of Werd May 7, 2021
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Bullshit Tax

When life decides to throw you a bone.

Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.

From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.

Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".

Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.

Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020
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full of bullshit

Running around the house (or wherever) acting like a crazy nutball! Less bad crazy, more fun and excitable. Way too much energy and full of oneself. Be warned, may cause accidental damage to decor and other items. Does not mean untruthful like it's cousin, full of shit.
Friend: What's going on with your kid today??

Me: Who knows bro, he's been full of bullshit all morning!
by Redupyerrewm84 August 27, 2023
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what the bullshit

Jim said he likes to eat dog poop. I said "what the bullshit (in Indian accent)."
by dude77739 August 28, 2017
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protagonist bullshit

The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.
In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.
by Zoidberg's bitch January 31, 2021
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Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
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Highquality-Bullshit

Ting or outcome that is hard to comprehend
"Bullshit. A Highquality-Bullshit "-Gary Anderson at 2018 PDC World Champion
by bobnsons December 20, 2018
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