Tom Brady

The faggot that doesn't deserve his rings.

"Hey you see that faggot?"
"Yea! Its Tom Brady!"

by Alaboof December 16, 2019

Tom Brady

Overrated quarterback who hasn't won a SuperBowl or got close in 5 years. Pads his stats against deflated defenses and then gets raped by teams like the Browns. Tom Brady is not that good and blames all his atrocious play on injuries.

Did you Tom Brady get raped by the Browns? The freaking Browns!!!!!!

by Packersdabest January 21, 2011

Tom Brady

Quarterback for the New England Patriots, he's a decent player. Like the rest of the team, he puts up pretty good numbers but nothing fantastic. He is not one of the best QB's in football; he just happens to QB the best team in football.

Peyton Manning > Tom Brady
Donovan McNabb > Tom Brady
Daunte Culpepper > Tom Brady
Brett Favre > Tom Brady
Trent Green > Tom Brady
Michael Vick > Tom Brady
Ben Roethlisberger > Tom Brady
Byron Leftwich > Tom Brady

by ThatsBriskBaby September 6, 2005

Tom Brady

One of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. Doesn't put up the best numbers, but completely steps his game up when he needs to. One of the most clutch quarterbacks in history.

Tom Brady is so clutch, he has never lost a postseason game!!

by redsox06 January 1, 2006

Bradysexual

Only being gay for Tom Brady (the greatest football player in the history of the sport).

I'm down to be penetrated, but only if it's from TB12. I guess I'm Bradysexual ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

by Bradylover12 March 8, 2018

brandy

A kind of hard liquor distilled from wine.
It looks lke whiskey.
It smells like whiskey.
It tastes like whiskey.
You could put brandy in a whiskey bottle or whiskey in a brandy bottle and sell it and few people would notice.
For some reason, the cheap kind (such as E&J) has a WASPy connotation, but the expensive stuff (Hennesy cognac, made in France) is mostly drunk by black people and is talked about a lot in rap videos.

White guy: I got drunk on brandy last night.
Black guy: You mean like Hennessy?
White guy: Naw, E&J.
Black guy: E&J?! What the hell kinda cracker shit is that?!
White guy: That's all we got at my house.

by Mr. Dirtweed July 31, 2008

baddy

1. Short for badminton

Gonna go play baddy now, talk to you later, noobs.

by snoozelight November 10, 2006