dog boned

a term used to describe what happens to nice guys, a girl will love them and play with them for a while but after awhile they just get chewed up buried and forgot about just like a DOG BONE
a nice guy falls for a girl and she toys with his feelings then justs moves on just like a dog does with a dog bone play with it for a while love it then start to chew on it and destroy it then bury it and forget it "dog boned"
by bowwacker June 17, 2013
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own bones

Man, this party is gonna own bones!
by slackary69 October 21, 2019
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Bone Jank

The accidental process of fucking a woman in her vagina, then pulling it out too far, later to miss and slam your dick into her taint, shattering your cartilage.
As Sandy reached for the nuts and shifted, Spongebob experienced the worst bone jank of his lifetime, fracturing his spatula, and he only cried for 20 minutes.
by Amateur Sharp Shooter May 18, 2013
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Keystone Bone

The act of shotgunning a keystone beer whilst having ravenous animal sex with the gender of your choosing for hours on end.
Newest celebrity sex scandal: Kevin Hart outed after video surfaces of him passing out after performing a Keystone Bone with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.
by Expired Tiddy Milk October 01, 2019
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Bone yogurt

The bitch was lactose intolerant so I couldn't give her any bone yogurt.
by Mcfeeley June 21, 2011
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hilbilly bone

Is the descriptive term for everyone that enjoys having fun out in the country.
That guy's first trip to the farm must had a hidden hilbilly bone, he doesn't want to leave.
by Telemundo12345667 November 24, 2009
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Bone Wand

1. A wand made of bone.

2. Another term for an erect penis.
Guy 1: Is that hot seaman all over the floor?

Guy 2: Um...yeah, no sweat, I was just in here casting some spells with my bone wand.
by benevident January 14, 2014
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