Bog

weed, pot, a blunt.

"Yo I'm dyin for a bog right now"

by sexylaxer45 January 21, 2009

Bog Shotgun

When you build up farts and shit from the day and eat a curry in the same evening. Then, the morning following, you will enter you home or public toilet and let your insides loose on the bog, ending in a shotgun like shit splatter on the inside of the bog that is hard to clear when flushing.

Sorry to tell you mate, but I’ve just done a bog shotgun in the upstairs loo

by BigBeefyBoi69 May 17, 2019

bog

bad, horibble

That's bog weed mate.

by Arcane Origin September 1, 2017

Bog

A cigarette. Short for Bogey. Synonyms: Dart, Heater, Square, Squa, gorts, straights, Etc...

Huff a bog to calm your nerves.

by DJFINGERZZ February 19, 2015

Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

Alberta Tree Bog

you law a log on the ground and you grabble your partner, you smear it in their face

Hey me and girlfriend were getting bored of our usually sex acts, so i gave her a Alberta Tree Bog

by Mr TreeBog July 5, 2025

spunch bog

an alternate spelling of spongebob, primarily by an individual that is under heavy influence of either alcohol or drugs

Person 1: nrrmg spunch bog
Person 2: dude, you've had way too much

by M-32 Rotary Grenade Launcher July 29, 2022