Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

backwards tornado

Backwards tornado
When a dude cums and the girl blows it back on his dick

She gave me tge backwards tornado.

by Animosus May 6, 2018

Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018

Backwardo

A video taken with the reverse filter on Snapchat, typically of someone shitting in reverse.

“Yo, did you see Dave’s Backwardo?”
“Yeah, that shit was mad funny”

by Gregory primrose August 21, 2018

backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019

Blackyardigans

A group of the best friends in the universe thats multiracial and amazing people. This group consists of bria, amya, lesly, tori, hannah, sophia, mackenzie, margo, sahara, and elizabeth

“The Blackyardigans are the best group of friends ever”

by overdramaticteen May 17, 2019

Backwards bow

The opposite of a forwards bow, done in respect. A backwards bow is a bend back in a disrespect motion to say fuck off

“Yo Britney is coming backwards bow that bitch”

by Real Nickname June 20, 2019