Bifty

A person attempting to give off the air of a member of the upper classes, when it's known by all in the vicinity that you are in fact just the same as your fellow man.

Jamie, why are you wearing a wax jacket and carrying a shotgun, we're at a football match. You fucking bifty.

by Bifty McBifBif November 28, 2010

blist

A list written as an addition to your personal blog.

I usually whine about what's wrong in my life, but today I will give you a blist.

-wash dishes
-walk dog
-do Tae-Bo
-haircut

by cerraphine December 1, 2011

blitch

-blitch is the baby of black and bitch
-when you're to lazy to say 'black bitch'

-can be replaced anywhere you would say 'bitch'

-look at all of these blitches up in here
-can i get another drink up in this blitch
- big booty blitches

by bong babies December 19, 2012

blista effect

The effect when something looks really modest and is cheap or widespread, but in reality performs better than mor eexpensive counterparts. Coined after the famous Blista Compact car in GTA game series, that became widely known in the gaming community for looking really cheap and appearing everywhere on the map, but turning out to be one of the best car in-game, with incredible handling and speed-to-acceleration ratio.
It's also true with people who look shy but turn out awesome when you get a chance to know them better.

-I had a blista effect visiting these cheap Decathlon stores - the things perform much better than you would expect from something that cheep and looking so... cheap.

-Anna felt a blista effect after talking to Josh - he looked homely, but turned out to be an awesome guy.

by Winjin September 5, 2014

Blisterbate

Masterbating for so long it leaves blisters

" I was at home all weekend by myself. I put on some porn and masterbated so long I got blisters."
"Aw man, blisterbate is the worst. You need to find a girlfriend."

by selinalynn February 26, 2015

Blitchton

The mass of body hair that grows on the small of the back, typically on elderly women. Similar to a bush, a blitchton must be maintained and presentable at all times.

"Damn she got a fine blitchton"
"Hey girl, want to get your blitchton waxed with me?"
"Oh god, that old woman seriously needs to touch up her blitchton"

by pot8t-hoes September 12, 2016

Bifter

Beer, typically drawn at a pub from the tap. Beer in relation to a bar.

We hit the pub for a few bifters.

by Buster Magnum September 5, 2016