Blitchton

The mass of body hair that grows on the small of the back, typically on elderly women. Similar to a bush, a blitchton must be maintained and presentable at all times.

"Damn she got a fine blitchton"
"Hey girl, want to get your blitchton waxed with me?"
"Oh god, that old woman seriously needs to touch up her blitchton"

Blitchton by pot8t-hoes September 12, 2016

blitzstone

The ship of Blitzen and Hearthstone (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series), that most people assume are gay but some people still stick with that they are only best buds, like Legolas and Gimli. Possibly also the best ship in the series, though this may be controversial.

"Hey, do you ship blitzstone?"

blitzstone by 3114Paige February 21, 2018

blitching 

the act of bitching or whining on a blog.(weblog/online journal)

quit your blitching and blog about something more exciting!

I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.

blitching by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008

Urban Bitchtionary 

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."

fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.

Urban Bitchtionary by mobolaji suleiman February 3, 2009

Bitchtini 

A drink with 5 parts vermouth to 1 part vodka.

Drank solely by weebs.

"Hey Caleb, this maritini tastes funny?"

"Yeah dude, I made them bitchtini style!"

"We all hate you Caleb."

Bitchtini by TimesAreToughMan December 22, 2020

Bitchbonic Plague 

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.

Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.

Bitchbonic Plague by Ilikepointsettias April 25, 2016

Bitchzone 

The guys version of the friendzone.

If your crush suddenly put's you in the friendzone, put her in the bitchzone!

You: Damn, this girl suddenly decided to put me in the friendzone!
Your bro: Don't care about that! Put her in the bitchzone and hunt for someone else!

Bitchzone by Bro2k January 1, 2012