Love Blind

Thinking the person your in love with is perfect and has absolutely no flaws for a period of time (usually around a month)

Ann: Gosh, he's so perfect!

Lisa: No he's not, do you not see how much of a slob he is? And he shows off ALL THE TIME.

Ann: Really? No, he doesn't!

Lisa: You're soooo love blind.

by koodaa July 19, 2016

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pussy blinders

Your best friend after he sells your ass out for his girl, a little bitch or also known as cole.

cole has on pussy blinders

by Justin February 13, 2004

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Behind The Iron Curtain

A phrase used to describe what you think a girl who is very conservative would look like naked.

Guy 1: What do you think is behind the iron curtain?

Guy 2: Rita? I bet she doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man that's nasty. You know I'd make sweet love to her.

Guy 2: You would make sweet love to a girl who doesn't shave her vag.

Guy 1: Man you don't know that. Nobody knows what's behind the iron curtain.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

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Five Blind Mice

This is an extremely complex game. Essentially, two teams of five disrobe. Each team must have three girls and two guys to a team. One team lines up and bends over. The other team's male players are blindfolded and put their manitalia in the "holes" of the other team. They move down the line and after they finish inserting their Johnsons in the other teams, they guess which two on the team were the men, based solely on feeling. Then the take their blind folds off and switch with the other team. An arbitrator is standing-by to guide the blindfolded teammates into the other teams "holes." The arbitrator also talies the score and settles disputes.

At the junior-assistant-principal-club, five blind mice is the game we play.

by BlackSnowMan November 22, 2006

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