Timing Belt 

noun: A timing belt, or cam belt (informal usage), is a part of an internal combustion engine that controls the timing of the engine's valves. The belt itself is one of man's most painstaking automotive repairs as it requires 5-8 hours to replace. A timing belt repair is one of the most unsatisfactory jobs because it does not show any sign of improvement after replacing. A common timing belt repair is $700 dollars at a mechanic and almost $1,000 at a dealership. A poor functioning timing belt can also be an excuse to hang with friends.

Boy 1: "Yo dude can you chill this weekend?"

Boy 2:"Nah man I gotta change the timing belt in the truck."

Boy 1:"Alright I guess Ill talk to you later."

Timing Belt by Tbelt April 9, 2011

Bible Belt 

A belt awarded for taking the virginity of a very religious person.

*cannot be awarded unless the sex is premarital
*cannot be awarded if alcohol is used to get the sex

Joe: You know that really religious girl who wouldn't hook up with you?

Nat: I still got a brown belt with her dude...

Joe: Yeah, but I got the Bible Belt! #burn #notevendrunk

Bible Belt by Bradthedestroyer April 10, 2016

Trailer Park Chastity Belt

Anything preventing sexual activities. Either a bandana ducktaped over the underwear, or a tampon/Maxi-Pad.

"Oh, dont try anything with Johnny; he's got a Trailer Park Chastity Belt on."

Trailer Park Chastity Belt by amarettoriot February 8, 2009

Black Belt 

Much like the brown belt (fucking ass for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the Black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.

(white male) "Gosh Trent, I got my black belt last night with that hot black girl Laquanda. It was super-awesome."

(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."

Black Belt by Lazarus Ciccone December 21, 2004

White Belt 

When a person -male or female- ejaculates on their partner(s) for the first time. This is a unique belt in that it can be attained thru shear mistake. The only criterion is that the projectilation falls on the partners’ body. Leniency by the panel of peers should be exercised when the decision is made whether or not to grant this belt.

Peters pecker just shot a pearl necklace on his girlfriend. Because of this he has obtained his White Belt.

White Belt by Boxhead October 8, 2004

boobs on the belt 

a term used to discribe when pants or a skirt is worn higher than the waiste so one's boobs sag over the belt.

"Ew, Cindy look at the old woman. Her high waisted purple leggings are almost at her chin! Can you say boobs on the belt?!"

boobs on the belt by Roxanne and Alfred March 18, 2006

The Belt 

Rule 5 for above, if any of the participants is in a relationship, he/she must have the permission of his/her partner.

My buddy got two girls at once, but he doesn't get the belt because he was cheating on his girlfriend to do it. We're still in the running!

The Belt by num1dgen February 2, 2009