squashed beef

To get rid of any past beef or drama that went down between two people and to get onto good terms with, typically used between an ex-SO

I saw my ex last night and we squashed beef so we are cool now.

by Qweens4life April 25, 2018

Beef blower

A person (party A) who puts another person's (party B) penis into party A's mouth.

Note that party B may not always be a willing participant in the beef blowing from party A. This is known as a "descrete beef blow."

If there is a specified verbal or expressley written contract between party A (the beef blower) and party B (the beef blowee) then the beef blow shall be considered consentual and therefore be a standard beef blow.

I hooked up with Kate last night, she's a total beef blower.

by AOE_Lover_Joe October 11, 2006

Beef Charioteer

When a man races to climax during the final moments of missionary position sex.

He rode her like Ben Hur. A true beef charioteer.

by Dr. Jon October 09, 2007

Beef Baton

A rather large male sexual organ the namley the Penis, which resembles a riot batton used to quell civil disturbances.

Have you seen the facking Beef Baton on Big Joe! it could be used to stop a small country's uprising!!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!

by shaftshagnasty December 25, 2007

beef gasket

anus; balloon knot; asshole

Get me to a toilet! I have a brown piston escdaping my beef gasket.

by Aaronx January 28, 2006

beef cake

this can also mean anyone that is beefy, muscular, body builder. It's a goofy way of saying "your buff"

That hunk in the gym was a total beef cake.

by JenJenJen987 October 14, 2005

Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.

Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"

by Fred October 25, 2004