Beaner

So you wanna know what a beaner is? Okay, well why not have an intellectual 'beaner' explain it to you? Yeah, pedasos de mierda con patas, I'll fucking tell your asses. Okay a beaner is a mexican that has gotten sick of his country (yes Mexicans are originally from mexico), and so in the process has tried to move from his country to one that actually has jobs. See the thing is that their government has been extremly corrupted, except they had nothing good to take away in the first place, unlike us. So- anyways they try and come over here in an attempt to mak themselves better people. When they get over here a huge wave of ignorance (that's you) meets them. Believe it or not Mexicans don't leave entire families just to come to the "great america" where every1 is rude and a little bit rascist. No they generally attempt it so that they can provide food and and care for the family back in Mexico.the only reason their don't follow the legal immigration process (I know u ppl with the brains were thinking) is that for that to happen they have to wait up to 2 yrs b4 they're even acknowledged as potential u.s. citizens (i.e. Remember when I said the government was a little corrupt, I digress).

Just look at me, I am a beaner. well 75% of me anyways.

by ontherightedge May 17, 2008

coffee beaner

were a guy/girl sucks/licks a girls clit

boy *you are the best coffee beaner ever!*
girl *aww thanx hun and your the best teabagger ever!*

by Silent Lullaby December 28, 2005

beaner

an illegal border hopper.also,my boyfriend.

damn it ibrahim!you're such a beaner!

by sandarosaline November 21, 2006

beaner-chaser

A person (especially a white person) who specifically flirts with and dates Latinos/Latinas.

This term deals with races, but is not considered racist itself.

John is such a beaner-chaser and can't get enough of those Latin girls.

by will_the_bio_chick June 30, 2010

Sea Beaner

A Hawaiian, AKA a mexican that lives by the sea. They eat shitty foods, smell bad, and work for nothing. They also like to let old broken cars pile up in front of their house they they never end up fixing.

The car lot across the street from me is filed with sea beaners.

Sea Beaners love L & L BBQ.

by ?>< May 29, 2010

beaner

A resident of the Bean housing complex at the University of Oregon.

We're total beaners.

Looks like that person hasn't had a home cooked meal in three months...must be a beaner!

Damn it feels good to be a beaner.

person: I feel bad for beaners.
beaner: HELL no.

by Melissa Kay December 14, 2008

beaner-lover

When a white or any woman likes Mexican guys.

T: dude your ex is a beaner-lover now.

M: ya I know.

T: such a downgrade you guys were perfect.

by Maks29 May 5, 2016