curry basher

A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.

Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!

Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

Baster

A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.

Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!

by AM DAN March 26, 2008

turkey baster

When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.

"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."

by poly4 August 30, 2013

Basterd

A stupid schnarfen who has a wide vagina with large ear lobes

Alex is a basterd

by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010

Bush Basher

One who hates on George Bush, the 43rd president of the US, simply to jump on the bandwagon, when they actually know nothing of his campaign other than vague clichés.

13 year old Bush Basher: BUSH SUCKS I'M SO GLAD OBAMA'S COMING INTO OFFICE HE'S BETTER THAN BUSH. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK; NOT BECAUSE I KNOW HIS PRINCIPLES OR ANYTHING.

Intelligent person: *facepalm*

by Whole Grain Guaranteed January 26, 2009

Gay Basher

An Absolute beast! Proof of not being a nazi, or gay!

Damn Fhagets! What Palm Beach Florida, and all of California Really Need r more gay bashers!

by $CREEDS$ June 18, 2008

Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.

Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*

by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018