Beach Beaver Barbie

A Female who's body is slammin but she's a total skank...

damn...Look at that hoe..."introducing Beach Beaver Barbie, complete with crabs and fresh fish smell"

by Pookiebaby4eva July 19, 2007

Muckleshoot Barbie Doll

A girl who that is as blonde as Barbie, and as dark as an Native American. Specially referring to the Native American population located in the Pacific Northwest, just south of Seattle.

OMG the girl working at Desert Sun is a total Muckleshoot Barbie Doll!

by Liz Randall September 6, 2007

caribou barbie

Nickname for Sarah Palin.

Made up by my mom's friend :)

"That damn mavericky Caribou Barbie"

by Zoey Tenaiy February 19, 2009

Barbie's Dream house

The process of hiring a prostitute/good friend, who then must twist the heads off a variety of "Barbie" dolls and cram them nice and snug up your ass. Then he/she must witness while you shit out said heads while masturbating furiously.

You know, I've been around, but there's nothing like a Barbie's Dream house to soothe the savage beast.

by Pacific Highlander January 11, 2009

Puerto Rican Barbie

A Mexican hooker with a broken nose and a throat infection.

I let this Puerto Rican Barbie gum me behind the bushes but when she tried to blow snot rockets, I cut out.

by Gary the Baker May 27, 2009

Barbie credit Card

A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.

I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.

by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004

buck tooth barbie

a good looking girl who gives too many blowjobs

you see her shes such a buck tooth barbie or at least that's what I've heard anyways

by voiceless 115 July 17, 2011