Bailey

A beautiful smart girl who doubts herself on everything. She goes to church but is a whore and likes to sit with her legs open. She's very funny and drinks a lot. She has a lot of friends and is very popular. She doesn't have lasting relationships but hooks up often. Her smile lights up rooms and has silky smooth brown hair. She is tan and has hazel brown eyes. She is compatible with any boy.

Boy 1: Dude, did you see Bailey last night?

Boy 2: Well yeah! I totally fucked her afterward!

by Xxxxxx xxxxxxx December 24, 2012

Bailey

If a dude is named this, he a faggot
If a dude is named this, he plays minecraft
If a dude is named this, he pirated World of Warcraft
If a dude is named this, he thinks he can play guitar but he really cant
If a dude is named this, has an gross emo gf that uses him for free razor blades
If a dude is named this, he scoots.
If a dude is named this, he is edgy as a razor

Justin: Hey my name is Justin and I am a nice person, whats your name?
Bailey: My name is Bailey and im Edgy.

Justin: lol kys fgt u dont have frends mommas boy

by MajorWoody March 1, 2017

Daily Bailey

This occurs following {afternon delights} (with or without a {chinese medicine man}) Promptly after the sex the female makes a meal consisting of a bologna {chipwich} with BBQ chips, chocolate chip cookies, and chocolate milk. While she is tending to the meal the man rolls over smokes a cigarette and watches the history channel while eating. The history channel may be substituted for Discovery or National Geographic.

Hey babe when we get back from the mall you owe me a Daily Bailey

by Pvt. Bailey February 18, 2009

Bailey

To unknowingly interrupt someone when they are having sex by phoning them or texting them.

"I got 'Bailey-ed' last night while fooling around with my girlfriend. Completely ruined the mood."

"My girlfriend is coming over tonight, so don't 'Bailey' us!"

by Needles 0) July 6, 2012

kevin bailey

The whitest wigger redneck ever. Thinks he's reppin his hood, Greenwood, MO. He has greasy forward hair. He is totally against partying and gets pissed and calls the cops on anybody who does. He has few friends at school. His friends are always black or wiggers like him.

Look at that kid, hes such a wigger, he reminds me of Kevin Bailey.

by KCMOFOSHO July 21, 2009

Bailey

Small dick

Guy #1: look it's bailey
Guy#1,Guy#2:What a faggot

by Justinhennessy1 August 2, 2017

bailey

A drug addict that tries to sleep with your girlfriend

I'll be a Bailey and try to sleep with your girlfriend

by Sumetra May 30, 2018