awkward toes 

The movement one makes when they are nervous, impatient, or in an awkward situation. The movement involves the person rocking on their feet (up onto there toes and back) usually with there hands held behind their back.

Joe- So I was talking to some people at the party and all of the sudden the group just stopped talking.
Billy- Awkward silence aye?
Joe- You bet. I instantly got awkward toes

Hannah had awkward toes while she was waiting for a '+' or a '-' sign to appear on the test.

awkward toes by WhoeverYouWantMeTaBe! May 19, 2009

awkward loudness 

So you're blasting your favorite music,(preferably sublime) and you're singing as loud as you can, or along with the beat. Suddenly one of your friends has to say something, so they turn the music off to speak. A split second later you stop to realize everyone just heard you screaming. High five, you're a victim of awkward loudness.

Dude my friends dad was bumping my FAVORITE song, then he got a call. I think whoever he was talking to heard me yelling. It took me a minute to comprehend what happened in that time frame. Awkward loudness is funny as hell.

awkward loudness by master.of.reality.420 January 15, 2010

Awkward Day 

A day when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence.

Taken from the twilight fanfiction, "Awkward Day" by pandorasnotebook

"It's awkward day! A combination of 'In Bed Day' and 'In My Pants Day'" Emmett explained excitedly.

Edward sighed. "We just did this last week!" He complained.

"I get bored easily..." Emmett explained. "In bed.""Edward! Quiet down in bed!" Emmett snapped.

"Stop yelling so much...in bed." Rosalie added.

"You're being so difficult...in my pants." Jasper smiled.

Awkward Day by BumBumBeedleBum July 12, 2010

Awkward Piranha 

Someone who is exceedingly awkward, yet in a loveable way.

Dude, i love you, but that was so awkward... You're being an awkward piranha.

Awkward Piranha by 4716cms October 2, 2010

Awkward Dan 

A sexual position that arises out of being asked "dirty" questions during sexual intercourse or foreplay. If whichever partner is being asked the question does not know how to answer the question, or refuses to answer the question he or she proceeds to execute the "awkward dan."

Q: Where do you want me to stick this candle?
A: *does the Awkward Dan*

Awkward Dan by James Dangerous January 17, 2011

Awkward Slag 

the awkward moment when a male or female fancies some action with a horse rider, whilst a midget rugby god is fighting for her heart.

Oh man it was such an awkward slag with Aimelia yesterday!

Awkward Slag by agedchicken October 25, 2011

awkward white boy smile 

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you. that. that is the awkward white boy smile. ( note: you do not have to be a white boy to do the smile, I, a female, use it daily )

Sam was walking down the street when he locked eyes with a stragner, and gave them the awkward white boy smile.

they gave it back

awkward white boy smile by Broscahski January 8, 2021