Astrochill

To astrochill a can of monster.
Process of chilling a beverage near the point of freezing. Usually done with monster cans or cocacola cans.
Sipping on an astrochilled drink is rumoured to be better than orgasm.

Bro, the astrochilled ultra-white monster sent me to another dimension.

by Laserrrrr November 20, 2024

astrology

an excuse girls use to date guys on a specific birthday. in jeremiah 1:7 it says "I knew you before you were born" This means that god already knew their personality before they were born. Also, wheres the evidence?

Hobo 1: i like you. wanna go out with me?
Hobo 2: whens your birthday?
Hobo 1: June fiftee-
Hobo 2: EWWWWW YOUR A GEMINI GET AWAY FROM ME
Hobo 1: damn astrology sucks

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 24, 2024

Astrobate

When an astronaut masturbates.

After successfully landing on Mars after a five-year trip, the astronaut decides to astrobate.

by ImSlickShady December 5, 2023

astrocancerchilling

A term for people whose lifes are based on League of Legends, used to describe the act of resting.

Normal person: Hey, what's up man?

Mentally ill league player: nt mch, im astrocancerchilling. oh btw, get c, kys, L9, pisslow, random.

Normal person: *why am I talking to an ill person?*

by friendly_gamer332 December 23, 2023

astroheaux

A person who's pays attention to astrology regularly. They can't go without checking their horoscope on CoStar or The Pattern, and they probably have their sun sign tattooed.

"I met an astroheaux on Hinge who taught me what my Sun, Moon, and Rising meant. She has crystals on her dresser, so I expect her to break my heart at some point."

by HAIC January 17, 2024

astrohole

A member of the Houston Astros baseball team.

San Diego Padres will be playing the Houston astroholes today

by anonymous February 14, 2024

Ásproutána

Asproutana was a slur used against white women of Western and Northern nations of Eurasia, by the Mediterranean race. The slur is used to define such creatures which has no sense of morality and would sell herself anyday to anyone at the right price. Generally historical records show that blonde haired blue eyed women were seen as Ásproutána.

Eg:

A: "Hey look what that white girl is going in the public. Shameless behaviour"

B: "Ignore her, she might be just a wandering Ásproutána from America "

by Moreneo March 6, 2024