Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age

by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022

Ashton

Ashton a kind hearted person who is good in bed and would make your want to be with them the rest of your life. And would make you want to drool.

girl: I would love to be in Ashton bed
girl 2: Same

by Trippppleeb22 April 25, 2021

Ashton’s law

Law that states Ashton simply can’t be fucked with

These hoes don’t be mad at Ashton these hoes mad at Ashton’s law

by User0824 March 9, 2024

Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.

" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"

" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".

by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022

Ashton Pritchard

Also known as AshyT and Sir Mufuckin Chief, the way he steps out you’d think he got a hair cut everyday. He does. How long you think it takes him to fix a furnace? 4 and a half minutes. Way too much shmoney to count it all.

Yo, you see Ashton Pritchard in that 1300 horsepower Civic? Yeah he was rockin bape with the carhartt pants

by SeptembersRich January 5, 2023

Ashton

Ashton is the type of person who is a literal cunt and succs all the little boy peepee he can find. He's super fucking gay even though he says he isn't.

hey look it's an ashton. I heard he raped colten. hes like 6

by cocksuccer April 10, 2019

Ashton Pasley

… funny nice smart only into J’s blonde hair blue eyes looks like Elsa has no phone.

Yooo look at that thick girl over there “that’s ashton Pasley” - jyjy

by Hot moms😍😍 April 21, 2022