own bones

to be amazing and astounding; to rock

Man, this party is gonna own bones!

by slackary69 October 21, 2019

Bone Jank

The accidental process of fucking a woman in her vagina, then pulling it out too far, later to miss and slam your dick into her taint, shattering your cartilage.

As Sandy reached for the nuts and shifted, Spongebob experienced the worst bone jank of his lifetime, fracturing his spatula, and he only cried for 20 minutes.

by Amateur Sharp Shooter May 18, 2013

Rosetta Bone

A one night stand where participants do not share a language. And, in theory, you each leave the encounter having picked up a term or two.

Girl 1: "Did you really Rosetta Bone that Swede last night?"

Girl 2: "Ja, hela natten!"
(Yes, all night!)

by TRikki February 12, 2014

Keystone Bone

The act of shotgunning a keystone beer whilst having ravenous animal sex with the gender of your choosing for hours on end.

Newest celebrity sex scandal: Kevin Hart outed after video surfaces of him passing out after performing a Keystone Bone with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.

by Expired Tiddy Milk October 01, 2019

Bone Wand

1. A wand made of bone.

2. Another term for an erect penis.

Guy 1: Is that hot seaman all over the floor?

Guy 2: Um...yeah, no sweat, I was just in here casting some spells with my bone wand.

by benevident January 14, 2014

Bone yogurt

Male ejaculate

The bitch was lactose intolerant so I couldn't give her any bone yogurt.

by Mcfeeley June 21, 2011

hilbilly bone

Is the descriptive term for everyone that enjoys having fun out in the country.

That guy's first trip to the farm must had a hidden hilbilly bone, he doesn't want to leave.

by Telemundo12345667 November 24, 2009