apple 

that's me, u #########

theres nothing to make an example out of, my real name is legit apple

apple by imasimpforyou March 15, 2022

Apple 

Delicious. Tho if we listen, we also find roots. Evolution.

The apple wasn’t enough/ it took more to fill up.

Apple by MichyLaMichy April 7, 2022

apple 

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

apple by anonymous May 13, 2022

Apple 

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety

"Yo apple, help me do homework"

*does hand signs*

Apple by imasimpforyou May 16, 2022

Apple 

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE APPLE IS SO MAJESTICALLY RED IT FACEFUCKS ORNAGE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SO MAGNIFICENT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BANANA, FUCK THAT BITCH. APPLES RAIN SUPREME. HOLY SHIT.

I WANT A FUCKING APPLE

Apple by Poopywoopypoppy May 16, 2022

Apple 

A company that sameshits all the fucking time. The iphone just adds another camera to that doesn't even work. My mothers Xiaomi 10 LITE and my SAMSUNG GALAXY YOUNG GT perfoms better than apple iphones in 2099.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.

Apple Fanboy: LOL noob. You use Windows 10. Mac ic better.
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME

Apple by cuber69420 May 22, 2022

Apple 

iA iCompany iThat iPuts iAn i iBefore iEvery iWord iBecause iThey iThink iIt iIs iCool

I would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than use Apple tech

Apple by cuber69420 May 23, 2022