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Chartered Accountant

An extremely dull person. Experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.
Person A: Katie Bennetts is a fully qualified chartered accountant.

Person B: haha - I KNOW!
by anon d1ckhead February 23, 2010
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Accountist

The discimination of another nerds account on an online game. Usually addressed as Dreary's on runescape. It is a form of prejudice based solely on one's ability at games.
Man 1: "Bro your account sucks"
Man pretending to be a woman 1: "yo don't be accountist"
by Mytr August 23, 2011
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yams in my bank account

A fine quote from Twenty-one Savage
"I am the proud owner of eight yams in my bank account" or "My new worth is equivalent to eight yams."
by Stingray-Johnson October 6, 2017
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accusatious

I'm accusatious about that boy's sexuality.
by yolandaganja February 21, 2009
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Accountant

easy ass major. made for those who don't like or can't study. You see those kids partying their way through college and getting knocked up/STDs/wasted every night? Chances are they are an accountant. Or a just a psychology major.
Dan: Damnnn I'm so drunk and high right now, I guess I'll skip class tomorrow.

Tim: You're in school?! I thought you were like a dropout or something.

Dan: Naw man, I'm an accountant!!

Tim: Oh. That explains it.
by Shanaynayinyoface December 18, 2011
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Account Buying Amateur

Someone thats buys a UMG/GB Account and thinks their high tier. These people spend up to 100 dollars on Accounts to acting like there good.
"Jukestr: Im so high tier"
"Me: No your not"
"Jukestr: How many earnings and trophies you have?"
"Everybody: JUKE YOU BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT"
"Jukestr: Shut up 50 dollar chall"
*Juke plays chall drops 2-10 on host*
"Jukestr:My mom was yelling at me rechall"
"Everybody: YOU SUCK U BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT IDIOT"
*dms sketchy on twitter*
"Jukestr: ill send u the paid for this tourney user?"
Me: PaypoZ
"Jukestr: SENT!"

This is why juke is a Account Buying Amateur.
Still to this day he says he did not buy his account
by cod umg accont March 27, 2015
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Accusing Stalker

A type of stalker who fixates on someone, envies and sexually desires them, wishes to be them, wants to replace them, thus character assassinates them. Selects target randomly. Extremely persuasive, gifted at lying, usually has and spends prodigious energy upon target.

Habits: accuses target of being "a fraud" and "a liar" about background, achievements; projects own shortcomings on target (i.e., stalker did not finish college, thus accuses target "didn't actually attend X university, they are lying"); smear campaigns to discredit target; extreme hate language calling them "worthless", "unloved", etc., yet watches target as if number one fan. Usually from small town. Recruits and commands flying monkeys they will send on seek and destroy missions to help them against target. If caught, will try to charm and seduce catcher. If this fails they become violent.

When Accusing Stalker appears you will be called "delusional", a "liar" and a "fraud". This is because accusing stalkers suffer from a personality disorder, sometimes paired with schizophrenia, that creates the "my target will be me, so I am not me" delusion. Accusing stalkers have difficulty believing their target is not them because they wish they were the target and are ashamed of their own failures, which they believe fusion with the target will heal.

Do not pity the Accusing Stalker. This is an EXTREMELY dangerous personality. Their numbers are also on the rise.
"Jalene got off line for good last week."
"She did? Why?"
"An Accusing Stalker chick in Colorado started doing stuff. It was too much, she gave up and left the internet."
by Pinch1968 October 16, 2017
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