abortionate

adj. - favored by fortune, while pretending it was misfortune.
Stemming from the utter joy a one experiences when one "losses" an unborn bastard without having to straight up abort it; especially if the child-factory was refusing to having an abortion.

Often used to sarcastically describe something that is good for you and your boy but bad for someone neither of you give a rats ass about.

Ajit: "Dude, I think that frat kid left his bud at my house after hogging last night."
Evan: "Geesh, that's so abortionate."

by TC Jenkins April 13, 2010

Abortionate

A swift punch delivered to the stomach of a pregnant woman, killing the fetus. Abortionations are often preformed by men who do not want to have children, though the woman they planted their seed in does.

After Matt impregnated Gina, he held her down and I abortionated her.

by The Abortionator April 18, 2009

Nigger Abortionation

When two or more fully or partially grown niglets that became pregnant by using no method of birth control due to common nigger belief that wishful thinking is just as good as abstinence.

(Nurse) Dr you have a Ms. Chinique Westbrook and a Ms Clitoria Lamar here to terminate pregnancy at 7.5 months, apparently it's been on their to-do list.

(DR) Oh Great, get some chicken going stat we got a nigger abortionation on our hands!

by Corey White III July 31, 2009

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by jabulile April 6, 2023

Albanian abortion

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.

Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"

by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021

Abortication

A vacation taken, specifically for a/an abortion. A compound term, comprised of the words abortion, and vacation. Used to normalize and add humor to a tense situation.

“Where are you going next week?”
“ Taking a trip too Florida, for a abortication.

by Mr.ShMoker March 27, 2024

abortion

slang; something that is totally not cool. something that pisses you off or makes you wanna gag.

“i don’t care how bad my life gets i’ll never drink eggnog. it’s made of egg whites. ew. abortion. “

by the navster December 1, 2021