abortionate

adj. - favored by fortune, while pretending it was misfortune.
Stemming from the utter joy a one experiences when one "losses" an unborn bastard without having to straight up abort it; especially if the child-factory was refusing to having an abortion.

Often used to sarcastically describe something that is good for you and your boy but bad for someone neither of you give a rats ass about.

Ajit: "Dude, I think that frat kid left his bud at my house after hogging last night."
Evan: "Geesh, that's so abortionate."

by TC Jenkins April 13, 2010

Abortionate

A swift punch delivered to the stomach of a pregnant woman, killing the fetus. Abortionations are often preformed by men who do not want to have children, though the woman they planted their seed in does.

After Matt impregnated Gina, he held her down and I abortionated her.

by The Abortionator April 18, 2009

Nigger Abortionation

When two or more fully or partially grown niglets that became pregnant by using no method of birth control due to common nigger belief that wishful thinking is just as good as abstinence.

(Nurse) Dr you have a Ms. Chinique Westbrook and a Ms Clitoria Lamar here to terminate pregnancy at 7.5 months, apparently it's been on their to-do list.

(DR) Oh Great, get some chicken going stat we got a nigger abortionation on our hands!

by Corey White III July 31, 2009

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by jabulile April 6, 2023

Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.

Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence

by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011

reverse abortion

Another word for vaginal sex. Used to suggest that instead of yanking something out of your vagina, you are more than happy to invite it in for tea.

Steve: Is it true you fucked Eve last night?
Adam: Yeah dude, we totally had a reverse abortion! Which was kinda weird, since Eve had like, a real abortion just last week.

by hoaaaaag June 29, 2016

mislead abortion

When your mom didn't fucking want you but your bitchass still came out ugly as shit and everything ... fucking Andrea

Because of your moms mislead abortion your bitchass was born

by Juan el guapo November 24, 2016