Fisticuffs Abortion

When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.

"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"

"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."

by suneater November 21, 2009

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Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

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vulgar abortion

When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.

I love going to the hospital to perform vulgar abortions.

by Abib Jihad Muhammad Ramrod May 6, 2005

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by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

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Addioptional

A supplemental characteristic or feature for a product unnecessary to its basic and proper functionality; a frill; in some cases a "nice to have" add-on, in others a useless redundancy or completely unrelated & undesirable by-product

"Damn it... I just upgraded my finance software, and it installed thirteen demo apps. They should have made those addioptional. Now I can't find anything in all the desktop clutter, and I lost 3 gigs of hard drive."

by whitneyri January 25, 2009

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