W-ed

Any rigged election or contest.

The election was W-ed.
The winned was hand picked it was W-ed.

by joepa February 17, 2004

Sex Ed

The thing that you take in eighth grade.

I looked out of the sex ed health class. We were learning about the different positions and how they simulate you. I looked at AJ. I was going to his house tonight.
When I got to his house he opened the door. He told me that his parents were gone and he wanted to give me the FULL tour. First he went to his room, and we used our knowledge of sex ed together...

by A-girl-someone-likes November 13, 2018

max-ed

When you get dunked on so much to the point where everyone kicks you outta the game because you are embrassing yourself on the court

Nick you have just been max-ed.

by thegoz5050 November 7, 2006

mess ed

short for 'mess head' usually used between mates who have been through a lot of shit and try and take almost anything. usually buzzin of there tits constantly and love a good sesh.

orite mess head you coming round!
ows it goin mess ed

by the pricey April 25, 2006

special ed

A song by Stephen Lynch about the boy of the same name. Special Ed is... well... a little bit special. He runs into walls, eats dirt and smacks his best friend in the head with a brick, causing him to become special too.

Special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright, instead
He's a little bit special

by gembird May 29, 2007

Ed Wood

Ed Wood. Ed = Erectile Dysfunction. Wood = Erection. A misnomer? An oxymoron? A cuntradickshun? No, Ed wood = a viagara dependant erection.

GERTRUDE: Grandpa has been an "Ed Johnson" for a couple of years, if you know what I mean. But, he recently started taking viagara, and he's become an "Ed Wood" lately. Even a "Tiger Wood"!

CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Ed Zitron

A carebear game reviewer in the mmo world who can't handle harsh ffa pvp with full looting. One who is too stupid to learn new gaming UIs. A liar. A carebear who belongs in world of warcraft. A one sided individual. A biased individual. One who cannot understand another persons gaming style. A person who relies on auto-aiming rather than fps style aim.

Ed Zitron doesn't understand risk vs reward.

by MrTruth555 May 9, 2009