Crispy/Crisp'n

When your so burnt you have no clue what's going on around you.
Smoked out.

When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.

Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.

Rubin is crispy/crisp'n he tried buying a 20$ bag with a 10 $ match play.

by KnightMare. July 25, 2018

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

It was the end of a long hot summer day and to quench his thirst Jordan took a long swig of his crispy sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

Crispy

When an individual is beyond the normal hangover and is concurrently experiencing levels of grief simultaneously. Most likely this individual will wake up and not know where they are or who they are with. And also most likely is over the age of 30.

When I woke up to take the dogs out, Brittnee woke up all crispy and questioned where she was.

by Bteets June 13, 2022

Ass Crispy Treat

A nice solid turd that is fresh from the poopshoot and hard as a rock.

Omg, Stephanie made me eat her ass crispy treats at the party last night

by ChuggyLittleBuddy May 22, 2021

Crispy Skates

Very Quick, Very Agile Skaters who make nifty moves and always fin.

Jordan Eberle has crispy skates.

by Durant35 November 1, 2012

Crispy

A term used in Brigantine NJ and Philadelphia PA. It means that something is good. Used as an adjective. The opposite of Crusty

That concert was crispy as hell!

by CWC_Wegieman September 26, 2011

Crispy tits

When you get a sun burn on your boobs and they turn red and crispy.

That girl must go to the beach alot because she has crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 30, 2015