Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm

I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020

Bed-admin

The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.

Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences

by Niquisha February 24, 2013

Bunk-bedding

when you are making out with a girl on the top bunk while her roommate sucks your dick on the bottom bunk

I got bunk-bedded in room 136 last night it was epic.

Bunk-bedding is my favorite thing to get roommates to do.

by bethie8371 November 25, 2015

crapped the bed

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.

Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.

by Brian Mulvihill August 8, 2006

Under The Bed

Under The Bed is when a straight person claims to be gay/part of the LGBTQ+ community

For example:

You: yeah im (insert some form of gay)
Some guy: oh yeah well gay. Im not interested in girls at all
Same guy a few days later:(suddenly has a girlfriend)
You: you're so Under The Bed

by Gigi Kitty June 9, 2018

Blame It On The Bed

This is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. The reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. This is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn't have anything to do for the day.

Ashley: What time you get up today?
John: Uhh around 5 pm
Ashley: WTF you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
John: Its not my fault, Blame it on the bed.

by aaron_768 February 10, 2007

scrumpy bed

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."

by hannah.smithie May 14, 2007