a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

WorthLess Piece of Shit!

Something worse than a piece of shit!

A piece of shit with absolutely no value!

The lowest position you can have in a society!

You see that homo? He is a worthless piece of shit!

by fat_dough_fucker January 29, 2009

UDWOD Worthy

What UD editors call a definition that they reviewed as particulary enjoyable, and worthy of being recognized as UDWOD.

I tell you what, some of these UDWOD Worthy entries could become as popular as krunk.

by Leif June 10, 2006

chive worthy

Anything worthy of the best website on the internet. Examples include

1: A large breasted woman suffering from lower back problems
2: Epic fails
3: Hilarious internet memes
4: Animals doing funny things
5: All things awesome

She must have lower back problems because those jugs are chive worthy.

by ichivelikeitsmyjob December 18, 2010

ap worthy

Whenever you upload a picture on Myspace and the quality is so good that you could probably get accepted onto Aesthetic Perfection.

kaity apvip - "Have you seen andrea apex's new picture? :O"

kae! vip ap iq - "Oh my gosh, YES. it's def ap worthy!!!"

by eppiee! February 16, 2009

cig-worthy

Adjective. For one to be 'cig-worthy', one is so good at sex, phone sex, etc, that whoever they're with (presumebly a smoker,) got it so good they have to go have a ciggarette afterwards, thus making you cig-worthy. (Not to be confused with sig-worthy.)

"Oh, god she was so good, totally cig-worthy!"

by Stephie the Non-Smoker November 16, 2005

bucket worthy

adj. When a woman is so hot, you would eat a bucket of her shit just to see where it came from.

"Man, that supermodel is bucket worthy!"

by SickAndrew December 30, 2005