Wizard man of Sutton

The wizard man of Sutton, Surrey (England).

He can be seem with his dog, and cat walking through the high street, with the cat following him, and the dog at his side. He wears long robes, and many rings on his fingers.

Dude: Holy crap, it's the child catcher!
Guy: Show some respect! It's the Wizard man of sutton!!!
Dude: So he won't capture me and eat my face?
Guy: Hell no! I mean look, his cat is following him! Ever seen a cat do that?
Dude: Well actually... no!

by heatlyomnom September 21, 2009

Poop Snorting Wizard

When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.

"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?

by Big daddy G fizzle June 18, 2009

shit wizard

1.)One who is skilled in the art of ass magic
2.) A homosexual Male

Man, Keep that fucking shit wizard away from me. I swear he is gayest person I know.

by raging_asshole August 28, 2006

wizards sleeve

a particularly baggy "pork casing"

I was giving her 'one'last night but i might as well having been watching parkinson cos she was as baggy as a wizards sleeve, mum.

by churdler April 4, 2003

Wizard High

When you smoke too much really good bud, and start feeling like you’re first person in a RPG.

Man, me and Basil got wizard high this weekend.

What strain will get me wizard high?

by jvdas666 April 28, 2022

wood wizard

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.

He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.

by KingofChodes September 30, 2009

Gandhi Tree Wizard

a warrior of the 'Indian-Botany' mythos

Tree Wizard

"I want to be a Gandhi Tree Wizard when I grow up!"

by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004