Whiskey Tits

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

by UniqueName# January 5, 2021

Whiskey Wednesday

A day when you get drunk all day and you are not drunk until the days end.

"Yo how was your whiskey wednesday my off the chains"

by luciferthe14th September 20, 2019

Tennessee Whiskey

A common sex routine involving a woman with a yeast infection urinating into the mouth of her lover.

Guy 1: "I wanted to try something new with her, and it was going so well until she pissed in my mouth."
Guy 2: "I think she gave you Tennessee Whiskey."

by NotKrowe October 1, 2022

Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

Dirty whiskey

When a bunch of drunk men want to try something new and take shots of whiskey off each other’s exposed anus’

“We got so drunk last night that Hannah has video evidence of us doing a Dirty Whiskey!”

by YourrQueen December 14, 2020

Whiskey Blues

When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.

I was out last night drinking past 2am overthinking about my ex because I got the Whiskey Blues.

by Tanner Adell April 10, 2024

Whiskey Lullaby

Cocktail consisting of 1 part Irish whiskey, 1 part Rumchata, and 2 parts chocolate milk. 1/4 tsp. vanilla extract optional. Best enjoyed with room-temp liquor over ice shaken and strained.

The whiskey lullaby is perfect for breakfast or dessert, even if you’re lactose-intolerant.

by nogiggity April 8, 2022