western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.

"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."

by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

Westerning

The act of going to a Fish and Chip shop at lunch (or indeed any time of the day). in order to "western" there should be at least three people and copious amounts of salt and/or ketchup must be added.

Boy A: Where you going at lunch?
Boy B: I'm westerning with Boy C, Boy D and BOY E

by Middle-class liberal softy September 19, 2009

Western Paper

a test paper that has a lot of blank answers/open spaces

Little Johnnie received his test back with a failing grade and his teacher told the class Johnnie had a Western Paper...

by Don M. Spebee February 4, 2010

western rodeo

Phrase defining the act of male masturbating while riding a horse bareback.

The man enjoyed a western rodeo on his prized pony.

by dem shitz January 10, 2010

Western Pennsylvania Curse

The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.

I know man, its that western pennsylvania curse.

by TheWPACurse May 7, 2011

Weatherman

Someone who chats bullshit all the time.

Person 1: "Should we invite Jake?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's such a weatherman"

by Khanage July 6, 2015

Wasteman

One who is in no way shape or form irrelevant, and wastes their time, and the time of everybody else around them. A complete dog who nobody cares about and/or likes. Typically will keep people from performing an action they need or want to do.

Jordan Day is an absolute Wasteman, he kept us behind after class for 5 minutes for no reason what so ever. What a Wastecunt

by JmeBBK January 31, 2016