walmart game

Walmart game is a game where you go in a Walmart and buy the three creepiest items you can find.

Let's go play the Walmart game

by FrankyOG October 4, 2016

Walmart

a place regarded in various religions as the abode of God (or the gods) and the angels, and of the good after death, often traditionally depicted as being above the sky.

my friend died and went to walmart

by dón-an-amadán November 21, 2022

Walmarted

When you go to Walmart for a few items and end up buying the whole store.

Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.

by Trigger Nappy February 13, 2020

Walmart

That one store where you have to hunt down a Manager to buy a stick of deodorant

Walmart where all the employees are on break at the same time

by DarkSoldier0238 November 16, 2021

Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd

Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling

by Cools Man December 1, 2024

Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.

Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.

by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018

Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in a Walmart commercial, often being generic and safe.

You actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song? Really?

by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023