by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021

I always wait.
Hym "Did you see me dodge that hospital trap? Obviously a trap. That's why I wait. The Russell Brand thing too. I waited on than and now I am the good one. I always was the good one but I waited real good as well. So there's that."
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023

Wait and pounce. When a girl says let's snuggle, what she is really saying is eat my pussy, finger my asshole, and spread my buttcheecks. After sex if she wants to "cuddle" she wants more of everything you got.
by bustncyderbutt April 12, 2017

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue
by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

The word 'wait' is often used today as an interjection, in the same meaning and manner as 'wait a minute'.
Friend 1: Hey I heard there was gonna be a big food banquet today?
Friend 2: Nah I lied lol
Friend 1: Wait, are you telling me I came to church for nothing?
Friend 2: Nah I lied lol
Friend 1: Wait, are you telling me I came to church for nothing?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 18, 2022

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”
- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”
- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”
by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

by irieomgfunny/面白い August 14, 2022
