When you pass out in the bathroom from too much drugs or alcohol while in the process of taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Often makes an incredible mess.

To her horror, Sally walked into the bathroom and discovered someone had killed the Wicked Witch of the East.
Sometimes you think you get rid of the Wicked Witch of the East and the Wicked Witch of the West comes around.
See also Wicked Witch, Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West

The Wicked Witch of the East by @WhoaBigBill January 28, 2018

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John Wicked

When you or somebody else gets stabbed with a pencil.

"Objection, the victim wasn't stabbed he was John Wicked!"

John Wicked by ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ July 13, 2021

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Bake A Wicked

Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:

a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive

a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!

b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!

c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.

Bake A Wicked by boredgeordie October 2, 2006

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something wicked

Difficult to describe exactly what it is without a context but it is similar to "very much" or "a lot". Check examples.

Guy 1: When you ate all that curry did you not get fierce shits?

Guy 2: Holy fuck, I got the shits something wicked.

or

Guy 1: When I broke my arm, holy fuck, it hurt something wicked!

Guy 2: Ouch.

something wicked by Tommy Smith March 15, 2008

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