Danza Whack

When a man slaps a woman with his penis. Named after the great Tony Danza. This moves is also known as the Dana Slap or more simply the Danza. A woman's version of this maneuver is referred to as a Somers Slap.

After dodging that bitches Somers Slap attack, I Danza Whacked her out cold before she could get me back with those beef drapes.

by Evil DDR November 1, 2007

Paddy whack

When a chic slaps someone across the face with a maxipad. ...preferably used!

My boyfriend would not stop snoring so I paddy whacked him right in the face! His mouth was open and everything! Eew.

by Loo dog March 7, 2017

whack attack

something super uncool

devin clarin is whack attack

by a diz March 2, 2014

out of whack

One who has exhausted all desire to masturbate. In this definition whack refers to semen. "Out of" suggests you are tapped dry.

Ha ha Jimmy can't play soggy cracker tonight as he is out of whack!

by zappa2001 September 22, 2005

whack job

To kill somebody as part of a financed murder contract. hit

Michael had a whack job performed on Fredo because of his betrayal.

by Eric Hard September 26, 2004

Google Whack

to type something in to ww.google.com and only get one result.

I enjoy google-whacking.

by Grant0 February 21, 2004

Whack Jesus

To be so angry at the world and your lot in it that you look skyward with a burning desire to take Jesus out with an Uzi.

I lost both my wives to Cancer...I really want to whack Jesus for this.

by MudWhistle January 26, 2004