Victor

1) Cutest little angel ever.
2) Adorable and makes the best food.

"I love you, Victor~"

by UnityKitsune March 10, 2012

Victoria

In Ireland, this is a name givin to someone that makes you laugh alot.

I was laughing all day because of a Victoria i know.

by JimJimHowsYerBits December 16, 2007

French Victory

A stupid fatboy's fav' joke.

-Hey bro, dya know about French Victory?

-Hmm, let me guess, Indian natives genocide? The Bay Pig humiliation? The Vietnam War retreat? September 11's cutter assault? The 2nd Irak War, our bravest fight versus peasants?

-Er, I think these are actually some of our finest American Victories! Don't you have any idea?

-No dude, sorry but I don't even know where's France, I'm just an ordinary American fatboy you know. I've heard of this animal stuff, named "Napolion" (sorry I can't handle special characters, it's way too complicate for us yanks) or some, but he was not French, he was from Corsica I've heard on my fav cultural show, the Jerry Springer Show! Corsica must be a small town in Louisiana. Mom told me about Charles Martel (sounds funny hihi!), Hastings and the occupation of England but she might be wrong, afterall French language is made of more than 60% of English words, it can't be! Like our finest America-bred philosoph, President George Walter Bush, said once "the weird with French is they don't even have a name for 'entrepreneur'!" I bet it on the Statue of Liberty, our finest achievement, our old American glory!

-Dammit! My History exam is tomorrow, I'm too dumb to open an History book and check about this shit.

-Hosterlitz, or Austerlitz maybe (too many letter in this word, i'm not used to handle such complicated spelling!), French kicking ass of the Brits, the Russians and the Germans together!

-Fuggedaboutit, Austerlitz is a Cajun food, you're lame boy! French state doesn't have a single standalone victory, while we a 50-state union are experienced fighters, we won versus peasants armies allover the world! We are shitting ourselves about North Korea, but hey! These ones have weapons! We've no chance...

by Bande de peigne-cul !! September 4, 2008

victimhood

Noun. A coveted status sought after by liberals. Victimhood implies that one or more victims are due some form of compensation from one or more offenders. The sought-after compensation is typically economic such as money, jobs, promotions, awards or opportunities such as college admissions. Intangible compensation is often a secondary consideration and usually not directly related to the offense in question, such as the displacement of blame for general achievement failures.

"You can't repeal affirmative action! What about all those blacks that suffered under slavery?!?"

by FigurinOutLife March 19, 2004

victory lap

When masturbating, the few extra jerks you take after orgasm.

He jerked til he came, but kept going for a victory lap.

by Airplane86 December 30, 2009

Victorian Flip Flop

An act between two gay men. It entails the "top" finishing his business, and then allowing the "bottom" to penetrate his partner's anus. Once this partner has "finished" his partner, the original "top" will again penetrate his partner's anus. This can eventually lead to a perpetual sex session. Why Victorian? Courtesy is the policy, once you are done, allow the other to do their business and so on.

"Did you and Anthony enjoy your Victorian Flip Flop?"

"Yes, it turned into an all night extravaganza!"

by VictorianFlipFlopper March 16, 2010

Victoria

A sexy funny smart short girl who is fun to be around. There is nobody just like her. All the guys want her and she gets what she wants. She is an amazing friend!!!

Victoria is the best

by PrincessYOLO August 8, 2012