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Tommy Vercettis Dick

Something I really really want inside me

And something that’s actaully 20cm

Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me
Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti

Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you

Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him
by salvulcanoissexy September 1, 2024
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Torture Vehicle

The yellow vehicles that you see on the road every morning and afternoon which bring children to and from school. Can be a literal nightmare sometimes, as little kids are screaming or adolescents are yapping at each other. Don't be late to the torture vehicle, or else you may be late for school!
Mom: Son it's time to take the bus to school today!
Son: But mom, I don't want to take the torture vehicle! It sucks... Can't you or dad just drive me there instead?
Mom: No, I gotta get to work, and your father is busy. You have to take the bus.
Son: Don't you mean torture vehicle?

*mom sighs and facepalms* It's called a bus, kiddo.
by GeniusChampion266 January 19, 2024
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Cope Vehicle

I hate crazy cuz he keeps on making cope vehicles.

That’s crazy’s cope vehicle.
by Crazyrpm360 April 5, 2024
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Ji-Vercher

Term for a guy who looks really intimidating, but deep down is super cool. Similar to the phrase, "you can't judge a book by it's cover". A "Ji-Vercher" looks rough on the outside but is soft on the inside.
"That biker is a Ji-Vercher. Their vest isn't for a biker gang, it's for their volunteer program that reads to children at the library"
by doblecopy February 26, 2025
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Ay'veri

Ay’veri means funny. Ay’veri is a girl who is athletic and weird. A girl who is an adrenaline junkie. She has charming eyes and long eyelashes. Ay’veri is also swag. Ay’veri has big gyatt and melons. No idea why are attracted to her. 😉

She is a girl men would want. She is something nobody would expect. She is also great in bed. (Wink wink). And you could tap that gyatt. Haha. Ay'veri is the definition of funny. She knows when to her funny and quirky, and sometimes a little kinky. When she's being funny, you'll know she'll charm you. Ay'veri is a funny girl.
"Damn it's Ay'veri!"
"Ay'veri is my bestie"
"Ay'veri is athletic"
by Capybara slay girl #104 March 1, 2025
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Deer-Vehicle Crash

when a car collides with a deer
Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????
by mrbeast539275 July 30, 2025
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Pedophile Vehicle

A Cargo Van, Typically White and in a dirty or beaten up condition
Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econolines, Old Dodge Ram Vans. or Toyota Hiace, Renault Master and Volkswagen Crafter (if you live in other parts of the world) are examples of Pedophile Vehicles.
by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025
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