vegan crack

Nutritional yeast 😍

I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!

by Spacey April 12, 2017

Vegan Hoe

A person who is a hoe that cannot have (suck) anything of meat product.

"Yo Maria! Come to my home! Pastor T and the boys is out!" Says Maro.
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."

by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018

Baby vegan

Baby vegan - someone who has recently covered to veganism and is fervent about communicating the benefits of veganism to everyone they meet

Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.

Angela: I'm so angry that other white people can't get behind social justice issues. I just don't understand how they don't get it. Tara : You are going to have to tone down the baby vegan if you want to create change.

by Babyvegan May 6, 2018

Sex Vegan

Someone who strictly has sex in the missionary position

"I hate our principal...she's most definately a sex vegan"

by Mitchell W. September 19, 2018

Literary vegan

The avoidance and/or elimination of 'Cheesey' platitudes and instead utilizing pretentious writing, like this definition.

An author who subjects their readers to humble, unoriginal and cheesey phrases isn't a literary vegan.

by Goldenflez October 8, 2016

Cyber Vegan

(noun) A Cyber Vegan is one that relies on the internet, yet has no idea how it works and claims that they do.
-Loves GUI's
-Loves to talk shit
-Thinks they know everything
-Bane of this planet

Wow, Steve really doesn't fucking know how the internet works. Too bad he's our IT guy. Yeah dude, Steve is a fucking Cyber Vegan.

by datapaganism March 27, 2019

Vegan Handshake

The sexual act of two vegans scissoring.

Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.

by gunick January 17, 2015