Vegans who believe that they're better than all other people. Vegans like this usually criticize others for not being vegan, and bring up veganism in every conversation they have, as if veganism is a religion. The worst ones might also force their pets to go vegan as well.
Guy: How's your dog doing? Last time I saw him, he looked unhealthily skinny!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!
Vegan Missionary: He's slowly but steadily improving! His vegan diet must be working!
Guy: ...
Guy: He hasn't improved at all, has he?! You're killing him, you Vegan Missionary!
by SGG_256 July 28, 2020
The avoidance and/or elimination of 'Cheesey' platitudes and instead utilizing pretentious writing, like this definition.
An author who subjects their readers to humble, unoriginal and cheesey phrases isn't a literary vegan.
by Goldenflez February 02, 2016
by Mitchell W. September 19, 2018
(noun) A Cyber Vegan is one that relies on the internet, yet has no idea how it works and claims that they do.
-Loves GUI's
-Loves to talk shit
-Thinks they know everything
-Bane of this planet
-Loves GUI's
-Loves to talk shit
-Thinks they know everything
-Bane of this planet
Wow, Steve really doesn't fucking know how the internet works. Too bad he's our IT guy. Yeah dude, Steve is a fucking Cyber Vegan.
by datapaganism March 27, 2019
Similar to Godwin's Law - in that most vegans assume they are better than non-vegans just because they are vegan. Sadly, turns out to be false in the vast majority of cases.
She invoked vegan law on me - she assumed she was better than me because she doesn't use animal products.
by Britannica 2018 April 18, 2018
Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.
by gunick January 17, 2015
Baby vegan - someone who has recently covered to veganism and is fervent about communicating the benefits of veganism to everyone they meet
Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.
Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.
Angela: I'm so angry that other white people can't get behind social justice issues. I just don't understand how they don't get it. Tara : You are going to have to tone down the baby vegan if you want to create change.
by Babyvegan February 16, 2018