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valentine's day

There are two ways to define valentines day

1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.

2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
"Time to give my whore-girlfreind some chocolate on valentine's day!"
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017
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valentine

a girl who deserves the world, she’s smart, pretty and funny. everyone wants to marry a valentine
Oh my god i wish i dated a Valentine
by w33dbitch November 21, 2021
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Valentin

Your Average Mexican Man With Balls Of Steel . He Known For Great Looks. He Nice Guy And He Can Get Some Hot Bitches
Dang Valentin is Strong
by ThePopguy October 23, 2022
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Valentin

Valentin is usually a guy who tries too hard to be funny, His penis is typically no bigger than 2 inches and the type of people that hang out with him don't really want to, they usually just feel bad
Person #1 Ew Valentin is coming
Person #2 ugh that guy is so annoying
by Charles LeRae November 23, 2021
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Valentin

A Valentin is always no matter what the hottest and cutest trustwrothy guy you will meet. He always has a large penis with cute abs and a nice smile. No MATTER WHAT, everyday is a bad hair day for this little yummy freak. God bless his corgi lookin ass soul and hope him the best, because usually, he's got a nanny with a cute ass corgi.
The corgi is usuallu called Indi, if it is not, then this is a fake Valentin.
Guy: Hey, lok over there, hes got cute abs with a shit hair day!
Me: Hes also got a corgi
Guy: Hes probably nice and cute and genuine

Me: Such a Valentin...
by yeradopted November 17, 2021
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Joe valentine

Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+
joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....
by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019
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St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
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