There are two ways to define valentines day
1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
1. Where teens and adults are forced into buying overpriced chocolate for their girlfriends, it also gives the excuse to have amateur sex in the high school bathroom.
2. Where lonely teens add another knife cut on their arms because all they see is non-lonely people are fucking eachother in the hallway.
by anonymous999999999999 February 13, 2017
Get the valentine's daymug. by w33dbitch November 21, 2021
Get the valentinemug. Your Average Mexican Man With Balls Of Steel . He Known For Great Looks. He Nice Guy And He Can Get Some Hot Bitches
by ThePopguy October 23, 2022
Get the Valentinmug. Valentin is usually a guy who tries too hard to be funny, His penis is typically no bigger than 2 inches and the type of people that hang out with him don't really want to, they usually just feel bad
by Charles LeRae November 23, 2021
Get the Valentinmug. A Valentin is always no matter what the hottest and cutest trustwrothy guy you will meet. He always has a large penis with cute abs and a nice smile. No MATTER WHAT, everyday is a bad hair day for this little yummy freak. God bless his corgi lookin ass soul and hope him the best, because usually, he's got a nanny with a cute ass corgi.
The corgi is usuallu called Indi, if it is not, then this is a fake Valentin.
The corgi is usuallu called Indi, if it is not, then this is a fake Valentin.
Guy: Hey, lok over there, hes got cute abs with a shit hair day!
Me: Hes also got a corgi
Guy: Hes probably nice and cute and genuine
Me: Such a Valentin...
Me: Hes also got a corgi
Guy: Hes probably nice and cute and genuine
Me: Such a Valentin...
by yeradopted November 17, 2021
Get the Valentinmug. Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+
by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019
Get the Joe valentinemug. (Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
Get the St Valentine's Day Massacremug.